instructions: honk yourself a riff by moving the mouse over those squeezy rubber bulbs. Record results from ultra-hissy output of computer sound card. Remix using conventional music parpware such as Flatuloops, RudeBase 5.1 or Super-Colostomy. Send results to us wrapped in plenty of tissue paper. Wait patiently whilst we don't release it onto a market already bloated with CDs made by performing seals for a bucket of mackeral spleens.....